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[samlicker81]

10:51

Saturday, November 15

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@robert plant

[cholesterol]

You're being awfully quiet, Becky. No check-ins, no picking my brain, nothing inappropriate. Feel like I should be waiting for the other Supernatural shoe to drop.

[samlicker81]

I'm BUSY, Dean.

( taking copious notes about the guests here and trying to get her bearings about the nature of the manor and the ever-changing rooms. and, yes, writing. )

There's no other shoe to drop, Supernatural or otherwise.

( but, dean checking in on her does make her feel ... weirdly warm and fuzzy. )

Wait. Do you WANT me to check in more? Pick your brain?
I know I'm not SAM, and I would never ever try to replace him, but...
Research and lore are my SPECIALTIES. Ask anyone on AO3.

[cholesterol]

Please, for the good of everything, don't capitalize the word supernatural.

Yeah? You gotten anywhere, then?

[samlicker81]

No, I haven't gotten anywhere. At least not any farther than what's been publicly posted to the network.

Have YOU gotten anywhere? You've been here longer than I have. If you were going to seriously investigate this place, where would you start?

[cholesterol]

As far as I've gotten.

The Balfours. This place's history. Patterns.

Honest, I don't even know where to start. It's not one person, like Gabriel or the Trickster or friggin Chuck. But, if it's not one person WHAT is it and what does it want with us.

( it's the little things, though, it feels like this isn't about him. except, he was in that library book. and he does NOT like it. )

text — un: guccibug (misfire)

[highlyemotional]

I cannot stress enough that it has a KNOT.

[samlicker81]

Oh. My. GOD. It DOES?! 🤩

( nevermind she has no idea who she's talking to. whatever this is is more important!!! )

Wait, what is "it"? Can I see it?

[highlyemotional]

Alia's dildo, keep up! You know wolves aren't built like that!

[samlicker81]

Oh! Duh. Obviously.



Do you know where she got it?

[highlyemotional]

Probably the library gave it to her but I wouldn't rule out that the Balfours gave it to her as a gift.

I never asked I was distracted by the size of it!

[samlicker81]

Well, next time you need to STAY FOCUSED!! It's for the good of womankind!!
Remember: just follow LICKS and you can't go wrong.

L = Length
I = Inflatable?
C = Circumference
K = KlicLok Compatible?
S = Source

[highlyemotional]

[ caroline realizes rn this is not who she is supposed to be texting, but now she is intrigued because whoever this is is digging in sight unseen and she respects that. ]

What is KlicLok?

And what do you mean inflatable?

[samlicker81]

KlicLok is a type of dildo attachment. But it only belongs to one company, so it's important to know if you have a Hismith fuck machine.
I mean, who wants to spend $200 on a toy and then it won't even fit?!

OMG. OMGGGG. Inflatable as in dildos (or vibrators) that LITERALLY inflate. Like with one of those squeezy things they use to take your blood pressure.
Size queens love them. If you've never stretched yourself open like that, you're SO missing out.

( it's her, she's the size queen. )

[highlyemotional]

[ caroline is Taking Notes. she was considered kind of a slut in school because it didn't take very many dates to get in her pants and it barely took being official, but it turns out there is so much she doesn't know. ]

What's a fuck machine?

[samlicker81]

Oh, it's.

( how to say this... )

It's a machine that fucks you. You put a dildo on the end of it and the motor, you know, controls the thrusts.

✉️ text — un: amy.

[begot]

should we do something for mithra for opening her salon? a gift to say congratulations?

[samlicker81]

OMG YES!! (o゜▽゜)o☆
Any ideas? We could make her something or... I can bake!

[begot]

why not both? i can help you bake, if you want — maybe cupcakes? and at least a card, or maybe a nice notebook to keep records, or a fountain pen? something that's relevant to her business.

@dean

[cholesterol]

You're invited to Dean Winchester's funeral. Refreshments and a small catering spread will be provided afterward. Prepared remarks and stories are encouraged.