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[samlicker81]

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Saturday, November 15

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[highlyemotional]

Alia's dildo, keep up! You know wolves aren't built like that!

[samlicker81]

Oh! Duh. Obviously.



Do you know where she got it?

[highlyemotional]

Probably the library gave it to her but I wouldn't rule out that the Balfours gave it to her as a gift.

I never asked I was distracted by the size of it!

[samlicker81]

Well, next time you need to STAY FOCUSED!! It's for the good of womankind!!
Remember: just follow LICKS and you can't go wrong.

L = Length
I = Inflatable?
C = Circumference
K = KlicLok Compatible?
S = Source

[highlyemotional]

[ caroline realizes rn this is not who she is supposed to be texting, but now she is intrigued because whoever this is is digging in sight unseen and she respects that. ]

What is KlicLok?

And what do you mean inflatable?

[samlicker81]

KlicLok is a type of dildo attachment. But it only belongs to one company, so it's important to know if you have a Hismith fuck machine.
I mean, who wants to spend $200 on a toy and then it won't even fit?!

OMG. OMGGGG. Inflatable as in dildos (or vibrators) that LITERALLY inflate. Like with one of those squeezy things they use to take your blood pressure.
Size queens love them. If you've never stretched yourself open like that, you're SO missing out.

( it's her, she's the size queen. )

[highlyemotional]

[ caroline is Taking Notes. she was considered kind of a slut in school because it didn't take very many dates to get in her pants and it barely took being official, but it turns out there is so much she doesn't know. ]

What's a fuck machine?

[samlicker81]

Oh, it's.

( how to say this... )

It's a machine that fucks you. You put a dildo on the end of it and the motor, you know, controls the thrusts.